these are three reasons why i am happy to be single

i can wear heels as high as i want
my ex-boyfriend was only a little bit taller than me and i have a penchant for heels but i could never wear them with him cause it’d look funny. now i can wear them whenever i want

i don’t have a hard-on all up in my grill 24/7
i appreciated the thought but it got a little annoying after a while. fix top - hard-on. bend over - hard-on. drink from straw - hard-on. enough is enough

i get to be trashy again
i missed just going out to parties and hooking up if i felt like it. i’m not a relationships person. i like that i went out on the town and made out with a guy just cause i could. i missed that