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afternoonsnoozebutton:

xwhatserface

-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.

-Pineapple.

-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-

-Pineapple.

-But sir-

-Pine. Apple.

This shit is ananas.

The English language is like ‘fuck da police!’

(Source: cl0udchaser)

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    I don’t know if that is Spain Spanish, but I never heard the word “ananás” in my life, we call it “piña” here lol.
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