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12 / 2 / 12

thegestianpoet:

seriously tumblr have you ever considered this

everyone poops

EVERYONE 

even your favorite celebrity poops. micheal fassbender poops. benedict cumberbatch poops. all of them.

this is some philosophy and perspective right here. 

(via iwillbeyourgoal)

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  1. worldpeaceandchocolateicecream reblogged this from randomfactory
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  3. meagansjoy reblogged this from theatomicboom and added:
    Even apples poop.
  4. frigginflamingfawkes reblogged this from snapegasm
  5. lilmissvegas reblogged this from adorkablynerdy and added:
    omg i used to have this book and read it over&over again! LOL
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  15. nyota said: “APPLES DON’T POOP.” This made me laugh… a lot.
  16. thekoolaidkid reblogged this from hermione-ganja
  17. hermione-ganja reblogged this from petitandrogyne and added:
    GET OUT OF THERE, APPLE. YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE AN ANUS.
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  20. handsfeetkisses reblogged this from adollarforsnape and added:
    I HAD THIS BOOK AS A CHILD!!! hipster deluxe
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  27. borders-on-the-imbecilic reblogged this from ethereal-ineffability and added:
    ^^^^^^^^ Yes! What’s that all about?
  28. petitandrogyne reblogged this from thegestianpoet and added:
    APPLES DON’T POOP.
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