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30 / 9 / 14

mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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30 / 9 / 14

huffingtonpost:

This Man With Severe Cerebral Palsy Created Mind-Blowing Art Using Just A Typewriter

Last year, 22-time Emmy award-winning reporter John Stofflet posted this news video he created for KING-TV in 2004, featuring Paul Smith and his artistic talents.

See the full video to see more of Smith’s artworks and to learn more about his inspiring story go here. 

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30 / 9 / 14

cinderellsa:

infamymonster:

fuckyeahfemaleyoutubers:

Disney’s Queen Elsa Frozen - Inspired Makeup Tutorial & Disney’s Princess Anna Frozen - Inspired Makeup Tutorial by Ellend Muzzakky

ARE WE NOT GOING TO DISCUSS HOW SHE  FOLDED HER HIJABS TO LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF THE CHARACTER, THAT IS SUCH A LOVELY AND GREAT IDEA. OHMYGOD

This is so cool

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30 / 9 / 14

brodieroset:

THIS EXACTLY THIS.

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30 / 9 / 14

frigginjabroni:

Went from comedic to real as fuck in like 2 seconds

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30 / 9 / 14

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

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30 / 9 / 14

biscuitghost:

the only things that matter in this universe are biscuits and davey havok 

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30 / 9 / 14

green-satan:

captainlitebrite:

is there anything on earth more anxiety inducing than being given unclear instructions and then put under time pressure

do you mean: choosing a career?

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30 / 9 / 14

whatwouldfezwear:

the-sarcastic-robot:

if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 

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I love that story

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29 / 9 / 14

29 / 9 / 14

malformalady:

Cemetery flowers after the ice storm.

Photo credit: photopeter159

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29 / 9 / 14

mintymothchild:

ruki-the-hunter:

darquingdragon:

DOGS AND CATS CANNOT BE VEGETARIANS!! OCCASIONAL pieces of vegetable are ok, but not all the time

BUT NOT FOR CATS. CATS ARE STRICTLY CARNIVORES. THEIR DIGESTIVE SYSTEM CANNOT HANDLE PLANT MATTER.

This is why, if you catch your cat eating grass, it is EATING GRASS BECAUSE IT FEELS ILL AND WANTS TO MAKE ITSELF THROW UP TO POSSIBLY GET THE BAD THINGS OUT OF ITS TUMMY. It is NOT eating grass because “omnivore”!! Cats are CARNIVORES.

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29 / 9 / 14

blackrabbitsculpture:

Detail shots of my “Welcome to Inlé” sculpture, completed early July, 2014.

I realize I mentioned writing more about the piece when I posted these, but now I can’t for the life of me remember what it was I wanted to say.

Watership Down was one of the first novels I read as a child, probably at 10 or 12. I saw the animated film soon after, and it’s clear to me that both the book and the movie made an indelible impression on me. I reread the book every two or three years, and it hasn’t lost any of its power or impact. Most of all, I’m enthralled by the rich stories the rabbits share with one another throughout the novel. My love for mythology was certainly encouraged by reading WSD as a child.

Thanks for the wonderful response to this piece so far, you amazing folks!

Materials and dimensions and all that other good stuff can be found on the turnaround photoset that’s posted on my Tumblr, right below this post.

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29 / 9 / 14

blackrabbitsculpture:

Finally, some shots of Ganesha, all painted. I submitted photos of him to Spectrum Fantastic Art, so he might be included in Spectrum 21, though it’s a long shot!

This was an adventure to sculpt and paint, and I’m really happy with how he turned out.

17” tall x 10” wide. Super Sculpey original/firm mix and Apoxie Clay over a wire/foil/mesh armature. Painted with Cel-vinyl from Cartoon Colour.

I’ll post the full turn-around and some detail shots tomorrow!

29 / 9 / 14

blackrabbitsculpture:

homemadehorrors:

thegreenwolf:

This is not a real lobster. It’s carved wood. AND it’s articulated. More here.

Utterly amazing!

Incredible!