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24 / 7 / 14

ray-winters-sings:

margorothspiegelmanthegreat:

ray-winters-sings:

You never know how much they say “Wildcats” in High School Musical til you have to drink everytime they do.

I’m reblogging this not because they say Wildcats a lot but because we’re acting on the assumption that people who are old enough to drink sit around playing drinking games to HSM and that’s beautiful. 

Currently

(via runningwithsnicket)

24 / 7 / 14

stayyounggoprancing:

brbjellyfishing:

it’s so weird how names of old people were once young people names like there were little baby gertrudes and Mildreds and ednas walking around 100 years ago

I think about this a lot

(via runningwithsnicket)

24 / 7 / 14

pother:

I control your entire country, kids

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24 / 7 / 14

neeksandbrooks:

black & blue

I have a thing for this combo.
This hair just looks so good against darker skin

(via kushtenbell)

24 / 7 / 14

amydoesthings:

cumslayer:

cumslayer:

So I went on a date today and we went to a nice restaurant before going to the movies and I ordered the “iced grape popsicles” for dessert because I love grape Popsicles so why not right?…..so the waiter brings out the “iced grape popsicles” aND THEY WERE LITERALLY 3 FROZEN GRAPES ON STICKS…..I HAVE NEVER BEEN MORE OFFENDED IN MY LIFE…SINCE WHEN ARE 3 FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES IN A FUCKING VASE AN ACCEPTABLE SINGLE DESSERT ORDER..ITS NOT EVEN FROZEN GRAPE JUICE OR SOMETHING ITS LITERALLY JUST A 0.02$ GRAPE THAT WAS PUT ON A STICK THEN FROZEN…LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS DOWN ON THE MENU THINKING “OH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE COLD GRAPES” AND SOME OTHER ASSHAT SAID “BRAH. HEAR ME OUT, HOW ABOUT WE PUT THEM ON STICKS AND SERVE THEM IN A VASE WITH NOTHING ELSE” LIKE YOU COULDNT EVEN SERVE IT WITH A FUCKING SECOND FRUIT OR EVEN FUCKING LEAVES OR WHATEVER… IM SO MAD. FUCKING FROZEN GRAPES ON A STICK.

AND THEY WERENT EVEN SEEDLESS GRAPES…..

THAT LAST COMMENT IS WHAT DID IT. HOW DARE THEY

(via flushthet0ilet)

24 / 7 / 14

meulin-weipon:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

image

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23 / 7 / 14

wingardiumlevi-no-sa:

Welcome to my new favourite Facebook page: 
Why I’m voting Liberal

(via brohemian-fapsody)

23 / 7 / 14

x-file:

catazoid:

As promised, here are some pictures of Lyalya’s first walk outside! Look at the bushy little squirrel tail :D the sandpit was her favorite spot! She was extremely excited and threw sand all over the place

this is a fucking squirrel. this is a fucking squirrel with a cat’s head. who is responsible for this

Why is this cat so fucking adorable?
I’m not okay right now

(via bookrat)

23 / 7 / 14

leela-summers:

Australians on Tumblr Part 3

Part 1: x
Part 2: x

(via flushthet0ilet)

23 / 7 / 14

collision-of-fandoms:

saltycoffee:

excuse me no these are amazing

Just like 50 Shades of Grey

(Source: thatvampiremoney, via oddphilosiphies)

23 / 7 / 14

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

capn-devdev:

accioabaddon:

accioabaddon:

there was nailpolish standing in front of me and I accidently ended up putting it on my nails, this shit is freaking hard, this is why I’m a male.

LITERALLY MY WHOLE THUMB IS BLUE
HOW DO I REMOVE DIS SHIT

Nail polish remover, sweetie.

Well okay I found some luckily

let’s try this shit out.

IS THIS LIKE A HARRY POTTER POTIONS JFC, THIS IS FUCKING MAGIC. I SWEAR.

they are here to learn from the professionals.

(via oddphilosiphies)

23 / 7 / 14

terrakion:

terrakion:

categorizing straight people as “breeders” implies that they are the only ones who can reproduce, which is polyphobic and transphobic. it is racist because “breeder” is the name that black slave women were given by their white owners

actually im not quite too…

It also assumes all straight women want to reproduce,
And that that’s their purpose in life.
So it’s bad from all angles