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1 / 8 / 14

psyducker:

do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad

(Source: slovvbro, via fuckyeahloldemort)

1 / 8 / 14

sexualremarks:

WHY DO PARENTS ALWAYS RUIN YOUR DAY AND THEN ACT LIKE THEY DIDNT RUIN YOUR DAY AND WONDER WHY YOURE IN A BAD MOOD

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1 / 8 / 14

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1 / 8 / 14

lolsomeone-actually:

fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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Wtf

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1 / 8 / 14

misandrykitty:

karlosmadera:

I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

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kyrim

1 / 8 / 14

squigglydigg:

imsopopfly:

Wow I like weird fruits and I have only heard of three of these before. Only actually tried one-the kiwano melon. I eat those regularly.

I made the mistake once of trying the African cucumber.  It, uh.  Tastes like cucumber.  Yeah.

(Source: acidocasualidad, via killbenedictcumberbatch)

1 / 8 / 14

sjanae:

kylesimmonsstache:

bastealinghearts:

Apparently kylesimmonsstache gets really excited about art.

LET’S FUCKIN TALK ABOUT ART

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"REGULAR" ART

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FANART

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OH WHOA THAT’S A SWEET ASS MOTHERFUCKING CLASSICAL PAINTING BUT THEN FUCKIN LOOK AT THE DETAIL

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JESUS CHRIST

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TTHHHIIISSSSS IISSSSS AAAAA PAAAIINNNTTTIIINNNGGGG?!!?!!?!!!?!?!!! WHAT TO HECK????

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FUCKIN SWEET ASS DAFT PUNK COLORED PENCILS HELLA

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LOOK AT THIS AND TELL ME IT ISN’T FUCKIN RAD AS HELL

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MOTHERFUCKING EMBROIDERY?!!!!!!?!?!!?!!?

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THIS LOOKS LIKE A SCENE OUT OF A MOVIE

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OH SWEET LOOK AT THIS SCULPTURE RIGHT

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JUST WAIT A FUCKIN MINUTE HERE

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THIS IS A DRAWING MADE TO LOOK LIKE A SCULPTURE I CAN’T FUCKING

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LOOK MORE SWEET ASS COLORED PENCIL DRAWINGS

NOW I’M ABOUT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY BRO BERNINI OKAY JUST TRUST ME ON THIS

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ALREADY GORGEOUS RIGHT

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FUCKING LOOK AT THAT LOOK AT IT I’M FUCKING

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HOW DOES MARBLE LOOK LIKE GOSSAMER FABRIC HOOOOOWWWW??!!!!?

I love this so much.

(Source: prettylittl3flower, via l-aughterr)

1 / 8 / 14

How dare you say I don’t come from a ‘good’ family?
They might be a little rough, and yeah, we’re lower middle class.
We have parties, and smoke and drink.
We ride motorbikes and fish and play in the mud.
But how dare you say that we’re not good.
My mother has a degree and a trade, my father has a trade, my grandfather invented the modern sidecar, and my great grandma had 3 degrees and 2 diplomas, all while raising two children.
Any one of my family would give the shirt off their back to someone who needed it.
And you have NO RIGHT to speak down about them or imply I’m not good enough because I’m not upper middle class.
I was always taught to stand up for people, and to treat others how I’d like to be treated.
And I AM a good person, and my family are good people.

And another thing, how dare you ever say to anyone that ‘oh maybe she needs to be medicated’ about me.
I struggle with depression every day. And every day I take my meds.
So thank you very much for pointing out that I struggle with my mental health.
Because it’s not already blindingly obvious to me, and a wonderful little embarrassing fact about my everyday life that I don’t like to share.

Welcome to the fucking family hey?

31 / 7 / 14

eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

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31 / 7 / 14

(Source: krystal-cage, via candimorgue)

30 / 7 / 14

maleeshda3wa:

yayasmeen:

I think my selfie problem is getting out of hand..

This deserves at least a thousand notes !!

(via l-aughterr)

30 / 7 / 14

calumnw:

In Cars 2 one of the racecars mentions their mother. And then the racecar waves to his mother in the audience. One automobile birthed another automobile.

When Mater tries to convince a car that he is not a spy, he says “I’m not a spy. my specialty is towing and salvage”. The car…

This is why cars makes me angry

(Source: infermon)

30 / 7 / 14

30 / 7 / 14

30-space-chickens-go:

Possibly one of the best characters to ever be on TV

(via ruisu-kun)

30 / 7 / 14